Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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