problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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