All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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