Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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