More tranny stories later!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Your penis caused this!
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