You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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