Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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