what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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