maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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