Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
drinking out of a sandbucket again
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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