I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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