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So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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