this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have so many feelings about this burrito
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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