on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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