i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Banned from zoo.
Again?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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