The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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