I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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