I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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