i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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