Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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