we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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