once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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