Someone shit on the floor
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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