So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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