I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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