Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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