Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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