i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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