well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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