is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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