Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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