around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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