hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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