i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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