I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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