ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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