Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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