Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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