that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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