I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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