So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Pappa wants mamma naked
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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