Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
my being single is dangerous.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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