She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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