he wants to bone in the snuggie
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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