just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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