Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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