I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize