A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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