what if every blade of grass was a penis?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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