There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She even gives head with a lisp.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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