if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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