i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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