I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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