He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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