Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i came on her dog
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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