very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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